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Как помыться в неврологии?

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Как помыться в неврологии?
  • Как помыться в неврологии?
  • Как помыться в неврологии?
В редакцию поступило обращение от жительницы города Рассказово. В мае 2017 года она проходила лечение в стационаре отделения неврологии ТОГБУЗ «Рассказовской ЦРБ». И сейчас у нее появилась возможность обратиться в СМИ. Женщина сообщила, что её не устраивает состояние ванны, которая предназначена для поддержания гигиены пациентов неврологического отделения. В частности, в ней плохо сделан слив, и вода может пролиться на пол. Так же слив нечем закрыть, поэтому пациентке во время принятия душа пришлось заткнуть его тряпкой.

Ситуацию прокомментировала Ирина Владимировна Живенкова, заведующая неврологическим отделением: «В нашем отделении есть санпропускник, в котором стоит душевая кабина. Ее установили около четырех лет назад. Там проводится обработка пациентов при поступлении в больницу. Так же в душевой при желании могут мыться пациенты, находящиеся в стационаре неврологии. В душе есть как холодная, так и горячая вода. Других душевых или ванн в отделении нет».

Мы убедились на месте, что действительно в санпропускнике неврологического отделения установлена современная душевая кабина. Она полностью в рабочем состоянии. Слив работает, вода из кабины на пол не проливается.
#душ #ванна #ОтделениеНеврологии #ЦРБ #слив

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А если заткнуть тряпкой, то перельется... А если нужно трусы постирать, так для этого тазик можно спросить. [~POST_MESSAGE] => Это не ванна, зачем ее затыкать тряпкой? А если заткнуть тряпкой, то перельется... А если нужно трусы постирать, так для этого тазик можно спросить. [POST_MESSAGE_HTML] => Это не ванна, зачем ее затыкать тряпкой? А если заткнуть тряпкой, то перельется... А если нужно трусы постирать, так для этого тазик можно спросить. [~POST_MESSAGE_HTML] => Это не ванна, зачем ее затыкать тряпкой? А если заткнуть тряпкой, то перельется... А если нужно трусы постирать, так для этого тазик можно спросить. [POST_MESSAGE_FILTER] => Это не ванна, зачем ее затыкать тряпкой? А если заткнуть тряпкой, то перельется... А если нужно трусы постирать, так для этого тазик можно спросить. [~POST_MESSAGE_FILTER] => Это не ванна, зачем ее затыкать тряпкой? А если заткнуть тряпкой, то перельется... А если нужно трусы постирать, так для этого тазик можно спросить. 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А если заткнуть тряпкой, то перельется... А если нужно трусы постирать, так для этого тазик можно спросить. [FILES] => Array ( ) [~ATTACH_FILE] => Array ( ) [ATTACH_FILE] => Array ( ) [AUTHOR_URL] => profile_view.php?UID=15467 [FOR_JS] => Array ( [AUTHOR_NAME] => gp1918 [POST_MESSAGE_TEXT] => ) [PROPS] => Array ( ) [POST_MESSAGE_TEXT] => Это не ванна, зачем ее затыкать тряпкой? А если заткнуть тряпкой, то перельется... А если нужно трусы постирать, так для этого тазик можно спросить. 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Пациента не устроило состояние душа в рассказовском неврологическом отделении.
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Пациента не устроило состояние душа в рассказовском неврологическом отделении.
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gp1918
Это не ванна, зачем ее затыкать тряпкой? А если заткнуть тряпкой, то перельется... А если нужно трусы постирать, так для этого тазик можно спросить.
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Iwanowa68rus
А ещё нужно визит нанести в отделение патологии беременности, там принять душ нереально, вот там как раз вода проливается и слив работает плохо, беременным с животами большими приходится спрашивать ведра, швабры, собирать воду с пола и выбивать в унитаз. Это называется на сохранении лежат.

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